i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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