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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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