I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We are two peas in an std pod
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dude. I can hear the air.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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