you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
What did we do last night that was yellow?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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