Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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