Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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