we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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