Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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