I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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