Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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