i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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