After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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