I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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