If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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