Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
should my penis look like a turkey
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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