I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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