Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
