i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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