But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
