Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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