i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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