question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
