I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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