windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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