what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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