She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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