only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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