"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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