doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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