I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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