Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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