dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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