what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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