If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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