I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
