I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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