I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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