Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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