: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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