What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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