I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
