you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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