I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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