Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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