so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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