After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I smell stomach acid.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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