I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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