I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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