absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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