Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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