Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i am craving dick and cupcakes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
