We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i need an iv and a liver transplant
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
