Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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