Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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