Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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