weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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