We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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