my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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